“Some West Palm Beach residents said they’ve heard people having sex in a local cemetery, and police have increased patrols there.”
“Residents of Northwood Hills said they’ve heard the noises coming from Evergreen Cemetery after the sun goes down.”
Could be one of two things…either it’s a zombie infestation or it’s people having hot monkey sex.
“They believe the sounds may be a result of prostitution in the area.”
Hmm ok…so they’ve apparently ruled out a zombie infestation.
“Jack Ramsey said he sees cars pulling in after hours and girls later leaving the cemetery.”It doesn’t surprise me that people have sex anywhere,” Ramsey said.”
“But with people going in and out at all hours of the early morning, it’s obvious they aren’t visiting the deceased, Eddie Gonzales said.”
“I know what’s going on, but it’s just like you don’t want to know, in a way, (that) it’s happening right in your back yard,” Gonzales said.”
“Meanwhile, police have increased patrols in the area to try to catch anyone having sex in the cemetery.”
(source)
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