The happy couple is registered at Target, Bed, Bath, & Beyond, and of course Wal-mart.
“Guy meets girl. Guy falls for girl. Guy asks girl to marry him. Old story.”
“Except when the smitten guy is Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, a 44-year-old self-described vampire from New Jersey, who has a colored history of controversial relationships with teenage girls, a laundry list of run-ins with the law in at least three states, and a bizarre plan to get elected Minnesota’s next governor.”
“And when the object of his affection is 16-year-old Paige Brewer, a troubled kid who walked out on her mother, Jillian Moen, and their Mound home six months ago. Brewer met Sharkey in an online vampire forum in January. She, too, claimed to be a vamp.”
“An email relationship developed. Sharkey proposed marriage on February 11 via YouTube video.”
You can see the hopeless romantic, Jonathon, in his YouTube proposal here. Try not to get too jealous ladies, remember he’s taken. By the way, I love it when he says ValenTIME instead of Valentine. Actually I don’t, that’s one of my pet peeves.
“She accepted via MySpace. On Valentine’s Day he flew in from New Jersey to pick her up and the pair went into hiding—with a cell phone, an internet connection, and an insatiable desire to wage war with their critics in the comments section of the City Pages website.”
“Meanwhile, friends, family, total strangers, and a Faribault police detective began using the same forum to urge Brewer to contact authorities.”
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