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Creature Spotted Swimming In Florida Waters

Clearwater, Florida — “A family vacationing from Ohio says they spotted what they describe as a 30-foot long serpent like creature swimming in the water off Sand Key Park on Monday.”
“Was it another sighting of Normandy Nessie, the Bay area’s version of the Loch Ness Sea Monster?”
“Russ Sittloh, who first video taped a mysterious black [...]

Monster Hunters Flock To Boat Tour In Hopes Of Photographing ‘Nessie’

Scotland — As the lake cruise boat Royal Scot chugs away from this historic village at the south end of the world-famous Loch Ness, everyone aboard (adult fare: $17 for a one-hour ride) primes their cameras in hopes of seeing the legendary monster many believe dwells in chill 40-degree water near [...]

Mysterious Creature Photographed Of The Coast Of Great Britain

“According to marine experts “it is a long-necked sea creature and was seen just 30 meters away from the British coast.”
“They are also assuming that it terrified the fish so much that they disappeared from the place for a considerable time.” (smoke break)

“The creature was discovered on the coast of Devon in Saltern Cove, [...]

Griffins

The griffin is a legendary creature with the body of a lion and the head and wings of an eagle. As the lion was traditionally considered the king of the beasts and the eagle was the king of the birds, the griffin was thought to be an especially powerful and majestic creature, [...]

High Priest Of The White Witches Hopes Psychic Gathering Can Summon Loch Ness Monster


“The High Priest of British White Witches, Kevin Carlyton – who calls himself “The Official Protector of Loch Ness and the Loch Ness Creature” – is organising the one-off psychic gathering and is hoping to prove the monster is in fact a ghost.”
Holy Crap! Does he fit his Titles all on one [...]

Existence Of Loch Ness Monster Is ‘Beyond Doubt’ Say Recently Released Documents

“The existence of the Loch Ness Monster is “beyond doubt”, according to official historic documents which have come to light after more than 70 years under lock and key.”
“The letter from William Fraser, the then chief constable of Inverness-shire Constabulary, is among a number of files recently uncovered by the National Archives of Scotland.”
“It dates [...]

Man Finds Mysterious Fluid-Secreting Skull

If I ever get around to forming a Grind-core metal band with my Great Grandfather…I’m gonna call it “Fluid Secreting Skull.” (That’s my Grindcore name, don’t even think about using it!)
“Years ago, Tony Richardson found a strange skull on the sea floor. After 15 years of silence (and keeping the skull in his garage), he’s [...]

Giant Horned Crocodile Snacked On Early Humans

“In a primeval version of the horror flick Lake Placid, a 19-foot-long (5.8-meter-long) horned crocodile may have leaped from the water to snack on early humans, a new fossil find suggests.”
“The newly described, 1.84-million-year-old species has been dubbed Crocodylus anthropophagus, which means “eater of humans” in Latin.”
“The croc’s fossils were discovered in 2007 in Tanzania’s [...]

3000 Dinosaur Footprints Uncovered Around Chinese Mine

Scientists in China contend they have detected more than 3,000 dinosaur footprints, all facing the same way.
The footprints were found in eastern Shandong province, The footprints are believed to belong to 6 different types of dinosaurs.
Experts believe the prints are more than 100 million years old and contend they paint an emigration or a panicked [...]